Cassatta, delighted to meet you here... At last, someone who is not from across "les océans" !!
May I welcome you with a Swiss joke? Loved this one.... no hard feelings, Swiss cousin...
***3 schoolgirls are talking about where babies come from.
***The English girl says... "well, in England, a stork comes in the night and in the morning we have a new baby in the house"
***The French schoolgirl says.... "well, in France, mummy and daddy go to bed early and nine months later we have a new baby in the house"
***The Swiss schoolgirl says.... "well, in Switzerland,..... it varies from canton to canton "